Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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