I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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