I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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