just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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