Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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