id be glad to
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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