You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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