quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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