Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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