this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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