bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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