i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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