Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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