Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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