She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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