Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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