Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and she was petting her beer can
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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