Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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