i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
