We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
