so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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