Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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