What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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