Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
A bitchslap is in order.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
