My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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