I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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