Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Help. Why am I so naked?
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