Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
As shirtless as possible
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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