A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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