Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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