Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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