He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
