Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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