I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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