The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
