I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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