We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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