Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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