I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize