Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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