So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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