Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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