Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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