They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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