Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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