I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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