Don't you send me to vm
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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