As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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