I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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