dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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