We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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