how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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