Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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