Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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