question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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