Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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